<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670</id><updated>2011-09-21T15:01:05.721-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Most Mega-Awesome Blog Ever</title><subtitle type='html'>The ramblings of a starving, clumsy, creative writing major...</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>17</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-6277779450799087320</id><published>2009-04-04T19:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-04T20:02:33.931-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fmylife....</title><content type='html'>So if any of you are familiar with the FMyLife blog... check it out! People post things that really happen to them, and then at the end of it they say FML. Or F&amp;%@! My Life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Real, legit story. It happened a few days ago when me and roommates went to WalMart. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I was walking with my roommates in the parking lot. (where pedestrians have the right of way, naturally..)  Well, this fat, unhappy woman driving a crusty old van waved my roommates, or gave them the Okay to cross the parking lot, and I was not too far behind them, so I follow closely behind. She all of a sudden HONKS her horn at me and then SHE flips ME off. I almost died. FML!!!!!!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-6277779450799087320?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/6277779450799087320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=6277779450799087320&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/6277779450799087320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/6277779450799087320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2009/04/fmylife.html' title='Fmylife....'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-3560133275668883572</id><published>2009-03-04T13:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-04T13:41:37.307-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry it's been freaking forever...</title><content type='html'>So things have been kind of stressful recently, what with the economy going down the drain, as well as being a college student with little money! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But yeah, I've missed you guys! Nothing new to report, except that Jack's Mannequin tickets are going on sale March 7th!!!!!! For those of you who don't know Jack's Mannequin, they're a band, and they're AWESOME! My and my roomies (well me and my roommate Beth) are thoroughly excited to see them! I have become such a concert junkie it's quite ridiculous! But not to worry...no crowd surfing or mosh pitting for me! At least not this concert.... ;) JUST KIDDING!!! Haha. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So yeah, I will definately update all of you if something exciting happens! (Exciting? In Rexburg? Really?) :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxoxo&lt;br /&gt;Mega-Excited-For-Next-Semester&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-3560133275668883572?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/3560133275668883572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=3560133275668883572&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/3560133275668883572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/3560133275668883572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2009/03/sorry-its-been-freaking-forever.html' title='Sorry it&apos;s been freaking forever...'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-2865349255535516182</id><published>2009-02-11T20:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-11T20:39:26.989-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Colbert Report</title><content type='html'>He did it again guys! 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Okay, so I was really bored, and my brother told me about this group on facebook that is entitled, and I quote, *Ahem* "The Notebook would be better with velociraptors" and well, I just couldn't resist! So I went to a website and found out I can last 60 seconds with a velociraptor tied to a bunk bed!!! Exciting, huh?! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a style=" background: #000 url(http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/img/badge.jpg) no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900; " href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/"&gt; &lt;span style="display: none;"&gt;I could survive for&lt;/span&gt; 60 seconds &lt;span style="display: none;"&gt;chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay...so I've been kind of depressed lately because my brother is moving to Tampa and I got rejected from the job I've been trying to get for a few months now. So I've been using this time for serious contemplation about a lot of things...including velociraptors. Okay maybe now would be the time to become an alcoholic...it's at least a LITTLE bit more normal than what I've turned to...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxo&lt;br /&gt;Mega-Poignant&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-2440602042542860059?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/2440602042542860059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=2440602042542860059&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/2440602042542860059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/2440602042542860059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2009/02/so-i-could-last-60-seconds-against.html' title='So I could last 60 seconds against...'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-5448183402215746176</id><published>2009-01-28T13:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-28T13:24:22.757-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm back in the 'burg again!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Well right now I am sitting in my apartment living room watching Sense and Sensibility. I just got back from a job interview, and I think I did fairly well! I'm optimistic at least... I really hope I get this job! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Anyways, I'm going to upload a photo of my room, or at least a part of it. As soon as my sis and my mom upload pics from Hawaii I'll add them on here too! OH! I got to play the ukelele while at the Polynessian Cultural Center! (Sorry I have ADD today, haha) It was so much fun!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Okay, back to the present. Not much new going on from this side of Idaho, just the same old same old. My FHE brothers are ADORABLE! Every semester our apartment has been somewhat cursed with socially awkward FHE brothers, but the ones we have this semester are SO CUTE! Haha, my roomies finally quieted me and said "Megan! You whore!" Well what can I say? I blame genetics! Tehe! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Will update later, and I'm so sorry that this has been a random and chaotic post. I promise the next one will be more coherent ;)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;xoxo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mega-Busy&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SYDM4feERAI/AAAAAAAAAB4/j8iqdxIf7L4/s1600-h/Winter+09+001.JPG"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296458432680051714" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SYDM4feERAI/AAAAAAAAAB4/j8iqdxIf7L4/s200/Winter+09+001.JPG" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-5448183402215746176?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/5448183402215746176/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=5448183402215746176&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/5448183402215746176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/5448183402215746176'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2009/01/im-back-in-burg-again.html' title='I&apos;m back in the &apos;burg again!'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SYDM4feERAI/AAAAAAAAAB4/j8iqdxIf7L4/s72-c/Winter+09+001.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-8981143560599795224</id><published>2009-01-23T11:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-23T11:09:03.625-08:00</updated><title type='text'>So sorry for the delay...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;Between unpacking and decorating an apartment, frantically searching for a steady job, worrying over my current job, and stressing over a successful Hawaiian trip, things have been SO BUSY!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;But just to let you know I have not forgotten all of you, my mega-awesome blogger buddies!! How is everyone? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I am doing most excellent. As I'm writing this post, there is a beautiful white sandy beach with swaying palm trees in the wind and blue waves crashing on the Hawaiian coast. Yesterday me, Annike and my mom went to the Polynessian Cultural Center which was AWESOME! I LOVED it!! I'll upload pictures when I'm back in the dull, and drab city of Rexburg. (Ask me how excited I am to go back the 8 degree weather? HA! PSYCHE!)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Anywho, sorry it took me so long! I'll be better about updating more often! My love to all until next time!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;xoxo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mega- &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-8981143560599795224?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/8981143560599795224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=8981143560599795224&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/8981143560599795224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/8981143560599795224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2009/01/so-sorry-for-delay.html' title='So sorry for the delay...'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-38255666474503692</id><published>2009-01-06T22:40:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-06T23:07:50.264-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Of gorgeous boys and grossly long nosebleeds...</title><content type='html'>Okay, SO sorry about the wait! Things have been ca-ca-carazy here in Idaho. (I mean really, Idaho? Crazy? HAHA!) But between unpacking stuff, and reuniting with old roommates and buying groceries, things have been pretty busy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I do have a funny story to tell about the ride up from SLC to Rexburg. So, to give you all some background info, I know this guy named Kyle, who is without a doubt a pretty attractive guy who is interested in music, art and literature, like me. I've known him for a year, and we've talked on and off since last fall. A week or two after my ex boyfriend broke up with me, I see Kyle at Stadium Singing (basically all of us stand in the cold under the stadium stairs and sing hymns on Sunday...yeah I've become &lt;em&gt;that &lt;/em&gt;Mormon...haha!) We start talking and for about 2 weeks we hang out, go on dates and talk. Then he kind of falls off the face of the earth until New Years Eve when he calls me and asks me what I'm doing. I tell him I'm still in Georgia. He asks when I'm going to be coming back to Rexburg. I say I fly in on the 2nd to SLC and he proceeds to tell me that he would be happy to give me a ride from SLC to Rexburg...and that he wouldn't mind the company up there....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Needless to say I'm kind of stumped because it's been a while since I've talked to him, and I stutter as I agree. So I meet him at the airport in SLC and we make our 4 hour drive up to Rexburg. It was actually pretty fun! We encountered some unpleasant weather, but not too bad. When the weather was getting particularly nasty he turns to me and says "So Megan...I checked the weather channel before we left, and it said clear skies between here and Rexburg but just in case things get bad before Pocatello (don't you love the city names of Idaho? There's one that's Bunkakok or something along those lines. I laughed so hard when I saw that! We aint in GA no mo! Haha!) we might have to stop there for the night...just so you know ahead of time and not thing I'm trying to pull something." I laugh because he looks a little nervous telling me and say "It's totally fine, Kyle. I'd rather us stay at a hotel than get killed trying to get to Rexburg." He looks relieved and turns to the road and then says jokingly "King, or queen?" "Oh king most definately...more roomy!" It was hilarious! So...there was some harmless flirting and playful banter! It was quite a pleasant journey if I do say so myslef ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I got into my brother's apartment where I would be staying for the night, however, things went downhill in a hurry....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I'm allergic to cats, though I try to play it off that I'm not. My brother's wife has a cat, who is actually a sweet little thing. After 2 weeks of my brother and sis-n-law being out of town he is VERY starved for affection. I go into the apartment and here "Meow! Meow! MEOW!" I stroke Kato (the cat) and love him at arms length for about an hour. Now, I'm exhausted from travelling all day, get ready for bed. I end up sleeping on their chair that night. I finally get comfortable and this cat is just not letting up. "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!" "Shut UP Kato!!!" This went on for about an hour. Finally he stopped and settled down by my legs. About 2 hours later I wake up with this horrible stomach cramp and go to the bathroom. I ended up going to the bathroom twice that night within two hours because of this horrible upset stomach. When I finally get comfortable after my last stomach incident Kato starts up again. "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEEEOOOWWW" "&lt;strong&gt;SHUT UP &lt;/strong&gt;Kato!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Around 8 that next morning I wake up to something coming out of my nose and reach up to touch my nose and my fingers are covered in blood. I rush to get to their bathroom and see my entire face covered in blood and my nose still gushing with blood. It seriously looks like I've been punched in the face 17 times. After about 10 minutes it doesn't stop. I shove 20 tissues up my nose and they all become soaked within 30 seconds of hitting my nose. It gets so bad that blood goes out of my other nostril and down my throat, to where I'm coughing up blood. Needless to say, I start to sob. I had a horrible night, with very little sleep, and I start to freak out that I'm gonna bleed to death in my brother's apartment to where I'm only found a week afterwards because Kato eats most of my remains and only a skeleton is left of me. So I call my brother because it's been 20 minutes and I have never had a nose bleed that lasts for more than 5 minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He sleepily answers the phone and, I love my brother, bless his heart he goes onto webmd for me because I'm crying my eyes out because this friggin nose bleed is taking FOREVER to stop. In the meantime, Kato is still meowing obnoxiously... "&lt;strong&gt;SHUT. THE. @#$%&amp;amp;*!!!!. UP. KATO.&lt;/strong&gt;" My brother reassures me after about 10 minutes on the phone that this is normal, and tells me to not lean my head back and do certain things to stop it. So sniffling, I say thank you and sorry again for waking you up. My brother lovingly says it's okay, and don't apologize. Finally, my sordid nosebleed stops, and I continue to threaten the cat as he keeps on meowing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So that was my trip up to Rexburg! All in all it was okay. And I learned some important lessons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1.) Never leave a cat more than a week without human contact or he becomes obnoxiously annoying&lt;br /&gt;2.) Before waking up everyone in the world because of a nosebleed, go on WebMd and try to calm down before contemplating calling 9-1-1&lt;br /&gt;3.) Brothers are the best for putting up with little sisters who freak out easily&lt;br /&gt;4.) You never know if a guy is REALLY joking about a hotel room or not...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks so much again for reading! I will update more about my roomies and my new apartment later on! Love you all so much!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxoxo&lt;br /&gt;Mega-Drained&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-38255666474503692?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/38255666474503692/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=38255666474503692&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/38255666474503692'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/38255666474503692'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2009/01/of-gorgeous-boys-and-grossly-long.html' title='Of gorgeous boys and grossly long nosebleeds...'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-7580167709733341073</id><published>2008-12-29T21:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-29T21:17:05.981-08:00</updated><title type='text'>*Yawns* Zzzzzz....</title><content type='html'>Well I don't know about you all, but the Holidays certainly wear me out throughly! Between tending to neices &amp;amp; nephews to cleaning to wrapping Christmas presents to shopping to wrapping more Christmas presents to catching up with old friends (some friends I actually like and others I'd rather avoid at all costs including the option of dropping off the face of the earth if I could...) anyways, I feel the need for an incredibly long nap!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry it's been so long since I've updated. Things have gotten so busy it's just been...CRAZY! Haha. I did have a great Christmas, although I did not get millions of things, I got the things I wanted most =) including the new LG Voyager...my precious...*strokes the electronic masterpiece and holds it with regard* Can I say that after 4 years of having pieces of crap as phones, it's SO NICE getting a top-of-the-line ingenius telephonic equitment?! I mean really! It's like having a 1975 Chevy and all of a sudden getting an Audi A5!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways, thank you again mommy for helping me out with that one! Best. Christmas. Present. Ever! On top of that I got an Audrey Hepburn shirt (love!!) a Grover from Sesame Street mug (also JOY!) 2 Dvd's, 2 books, some dance clothes and more bumper stickers for my ever-growing collection on my P.O.S....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and will have a Happy New Year! My love to all and I will update again when I'm in Rexburg and sick of unpacking all my crap!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxoxo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mega-Sleeeeepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyjfdalkjdvnx,cmzoieuireworu82394u&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-7580167709733341073?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/7580167709733341073/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=7580167709733341073&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/7580167709733341073'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/7580167709733341073'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2008/12/yawns-zzzzzz.html' title='*Yawns* Zzzzzz....'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-6702887222647169581</id><published>2008-12-16T10:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-16T10:53:46.531-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry it's been a while...</title><content type='html'>I've just spend the last few days finishing up festering finals (haha don't ya love it? I'm a whiz at alliterations :) and spending time with family so I haven't been doing much blogging. I must tell you though, in this short entry, that when ALL of my neices and nephews get together, the dynamics are pretty hysterical.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I have my youngest neice, Hannah who is about 1 and a half, along with the second youngest nephew, Connor, who is about 3. Hannah and Connor, from the moment they met each other wanted NOTHING to do with each other at all! It was pretty funny! Now Hannah has a lot of personality for a toddler, and Connor probably is the wildest kid you'll ever meet. Put these two in the same room with each other and things get crazy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just the other day, when they were both together, Connor goes up to Hannah, just out of the blue, and hip bumps her down to the ground! Well Hannah has this look on her face like "What did you do to me you terrible awful person!" so she goes up to Connor's plate of food (for some reason she knew that Connor loved his food) and starts eating off his plate!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I thought we were all going to wet our pants laughing. These kids love to extract revenge on each other, and chaos ensues!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I will keep all of you updated on the Hannah vs. Connor series, but for now I must go do my stretches. Love you all!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxo&lt;br /&gt;Mega-Happy&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-6702887222647169581?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/6702887222647169581/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=6702887222647169581&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/6702887222647169581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/6702887222647169581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2008/12/sorry-its-been-while.html' title='Sorry it&apos;s been a while...'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-7529485121434639761</id><published>2008-12-10T17:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-10T17:35:12.678-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Final Exams &amp; Professor Problems</title><content type='html'>So I'm sorry I haven't updated in 3 days, but finals have been super stressful!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And my American Heritage (total joke of a class) teacher REALLY upset me today. I mean, it's not like I &lt;em&gt;mind &lt;/em&gt;my country being ridiculed and everything that my father, and grandfather did in the military being under attack, I just didn't see it on the &lt;em&gt;syllabus....&lt;/em&gt; I mean honestly! This man, okay...GAHH! Here is what he does. Haha, I'm so mad I could just spit! First he shows us this chart of all of the countries in the world, and points out all the countries who have an "unfavorable" opinion of the United States. Wow. Gee. Thanks! As if we didn't already know that! Then, he starts talking about the Mai Lai massacre in Vietnam, if I'm not mistaken, 3 TIMES!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I understand us learning about the mistakes our country has made so that we don't repeat them, BUT 3 TIMES we've gone over all of these men, women and children who were murdered and how Americans are horrible, awful people. "This is just another reason why I don't like America." Well get the freak out if you don't like it here! No one's holding a gun to your head!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This ENTIRE semester he has dwelt on all of the things America has done wrong, instead of an equal mix of the things America has done right, and what America could have done better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So after he goes on this tirade about the Iraq war, and how the War on Terrorism is a crock, I raise my hand and say "Brother So-in-so, we aren't the only nation who has been under attack by terrorist groups. Great Britain, France, Spain and now India along with other countries have suffered from these evil people. I mean, is it really fair that we let them get away with this, when it's not only affecting us?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then he kind of brushed it off saying something along the lines of "Well there's a line that needs to be in place" and blah de blah de blah de blah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, I understand America isn't perfect. But before he starts spouting out all of these criticisms about how America sucks, why is it that we can't ever stop the flow of immigrants coming into this country? Why is it that we support so many countries? UGH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry this has become a rant, but it just really bothered me. Any thoughts? Comments? Feel free to leave some! =) As usual! And sorry this is such a mean rant...I just didn't know where else to write this. I'm a horrible Mormon and don't keep a journal :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love you all!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mega-Sick of school&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-7529485121434639761?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/7529485121434639761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=7529485121434639761&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/7529485121434639761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/7529485121434639761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2008/12/final-exams-professor-problems.html' title='Final Exams &amp; Professor Problems'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-1392709450567720266</id><published>2008-12-07T23:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-07T23:33:23.572-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Forever Cursed!</title><content type='html'>So, it seems, that EVERY time the semester draws to an end, something attacks my immune system to the point where I get sick during finals week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coincidence? I think not! I mean...what the eff! I don't get sick ONCE, not ONCE, at the beginning of the "cold season" and then all of a sudden, when it's been cold for months, I magically get a cold?! Am I missing a meeting here? I mean, maybe the cold germs get together at the end of the semester and say "Hey you know Megan?!" "Oh yeah! The girl with the terrible temper tantrum?" (haha that was an awesome alliteration! yeah...moving on) "Yeah! Wouldn't it be fun to piss her off so bad and give her a runny/stuffed up nose, a swelling head and a cough that just won't stop?" "SURE! Sounds swell!" (Wow, this is just coming naturally now! Oh my gosh I did it again! Haha! Yeah...that's when you know you're an English nerd)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then they continue on with their relentless efforts to get me sick, which inevitably happens. Even when I'm taking 2,000 miligrams of (viable and legal) Vitamin C tablets EVERY. FREAKING. DAY.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I must be under some sort of evil germ curse. Maybe my immune system has just become a really bad Lord of The Rings movie (love that movie! Not bashing it at all!) where the germs are the Orcs and my poor Viggo (by the way, NEVER name your child Viggo, Apple or anything like unto it unless your child will be famous one day) just can't quite fight them off!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gahhhhh!!! Maybe it's the school's fault. Maybe I'll never get sick again if I drop out of school, get pregnant by some drug dealer, and work at a strip club.... Just kidding mom! Ha. Ha! Ha....ha......&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;ha&lt;/span&gt;....................anyways! Haven't heard anything from Brent (no surprise there. Guys are douchebags) but I don't really care. I had fun last night, and I'm willing to leave it at that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My love to all my blog buddies and fam fam!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxoxo&lt;br /&gt;Mega-Annoyed&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-1392709450567720266?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/1392709450567720266/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=1392709450567720266&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/1392709450567720266'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/1392709450567720266'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2008/12/forever-cursed.html' title='Forever Cursed!'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-6906684578308586160</id><published>2008-12-06T18:59:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-06T19:13:00.655-08:00</updated><title type='text'>New Friends and Movie Premieres!</title><content type='html'>So, I went to the Comic Frenzy last night, which is basically Who's Line Is It Anyways BYU-I style. I went by myself because, to be honest, a girl's just got to have her nights out! Haha, and I was kind of bored at my apartment. So I go, and I'm about 25 minutes early, and I sit down in the foyer outside of the theatre because the don't open the doors till 5 minutes before the show starts. &lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I notice, as I'm sitting down, that there's this exceptionally cute blonde guy sitting across from me with this friendly smile. (and with eyes like the sea after a storm....Haha! Love Princess Bride! Anyways...) His name is Brent, and we fall easily into conversation, and he actually gives me a compliment! He asks me if my major is Drama and I tell him laughingly "Noooo, I'm terrible at acting!" (Well unless you count being overdramatic and having a terrible temper &lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"&gt;acting&lt;/span&gt; then I deserve hundreds of Golden Globes man! Anywho, after I say that he looks a little bemused and says "Really? I would have thought you would be...because I mean, you're pretty and all...." and he trails off and says "I'm sorry that was an awkward compliment!" And I laugh and say "Oh no, it was fine! It was a compliment!" It was REALY cute because he got a little red in the face as he said it. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So we continue talking and he asks "Are you here alone?" And I say yes, and he replies "Well, I'm meeting up with some friends, do you wanna sit by us?" So I agree to it, and his friends are HILARIOUS! Because they're all part of the Academy of Comedy on campus, so they have a really dry sense of humor. After the Comic Frenzy, Brent asks if I want to go to this really cheesy corny movie premiere. (Apparently, it was made by Mormons who have this awkward sense of humor, so it was doomed to be horrible) I say yeah sure! And before we get to the movies Brent suggests that we get candy and smuggle it into the movie theatre, so we do. And get this! He pays for EVERYTHING! He also pays for my movie ticket! I'm really not used to guys doing that, even if I'm dating them. I just thought it was so sweet!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So we go to the movie, and it is as horrible as everyone expects it to be. We sit there and make fun of it the entire time! And then afterwards we go over to one of Brent's friends house and do an Improv game making fun of the movie! It was SO FUNNY!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;So I made new friends! When I was going to leave Brent says "Hey! Since your phone is broken, why doncha facebook me?" So I did! All of his friends followed in suit, and gave me their last names. It was probably the most fun I've had in a LONG time. I doubt anything'll happen between Brent and I (i.e. Kyle Douchebag) but it was a great night nonetheless.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Thanks so much again for commenting on my blog again guys! You all are mega-amazing!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;xoxoxo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mega-Tight&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-6906684578308586160?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/6906684578308586160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=6906684578308586160&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/6906684578308586160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/6906684578308586160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2008/12/new-friends-and-movie-premieres.html' title='New Friends and Movie Premieres!'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-8517139649185527682</id><published>2008-12-04T15:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-04T15:45:37.514-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Nothing less than the best...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SThqKj0A2KI/AAAAAAAAABo/kSKL59Lz1AM/s1600-h/Ioan-Gruffud.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276083693109172386" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 260px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SThqKj0A2KI/AAAAAAAAABo/kSKL59Lz1AM/s320/Ioan-Gruffud.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SThqKO6IUpI/AAAAAAAAABg/NPbHvOwh8eo/s1600-h/Gerard%2520Butler-5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276083687497683602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 218px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SThqKO6IUpI/AAAAAAAAABg/NPbHvOwh8eo/s320/Gerard%2520Butler-5.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SThqKD0-aFI/AAAAAAAAABY/911JB1Cmdb8/s1600-h/gap.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276083684523272274" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 257px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SThqKD0-aFI/AAAAAAAAABY/911JB1Cmdb8/s320/gap.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Interesting title I'd say!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Well, after commiserating with my roommates a few nights ago about how there isn't one girl in the apartment who has not been screwed over by a guy (well actually there IS, her name's Ashley and she has a great boyfriend, but we didn't include her in our sad pity party), we therefore, decided that we needed to make a collage of the men we most admire and put it somewhere in our apartment where all of us could see and be reminded not to settle. "Nothing less than the best." &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now, this is not to say that we're looking for a Perfect Man, quite the contrary. But dammit! (pardon the French) We are so fed up with guys screwing us over and not treating us right! I think we deserve a Prince Charming! All of us! Although he does not exist, we are entitled to getting a guy pretty freakin close! Am I right? Yes!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So here are a few pictures of not only drool-worthy, tongue-swelling, gorgeous men, but men that have played in the roles of our dream guy, and for the most part, (as far as we can see) acts like it as well. So have fun, loves, drooling over these amazing men! Tehe! I know I am......haha!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;So the first one, on the left is Ioan Gruffudd, for those of you who have not heard of him he's played in Fantastic 4, King Arthur, 102 Dalmations and Horatio Hornblower...and homeboy wears that scruff &lt;em&gt;goooooooooooood&lt;/em&gt;!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;The second one is OF COURSE, Gerard Butler........oh......YUM! That eyebrow thing is DEFINATELY a plus for me!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;And then finally, Hugh Dancy....what more to say other than, make out with me! You don't have to marry me, just a hot and heavy make out session will be juuuuust fine with me ;)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Haha love you guys! Thanks again for commenting!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Mega-hormonal (haha so true!)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-8517139649185527682?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/8517139649185527682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=8517139649185527682&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/8517139649185527682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/8517139649185527682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2008/12/nothing-less-than-best.html' title='Nothing less than the best...'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_xOaRa0dHKn4/SThqKj0A2KI/AAAAAAAAABo/kSKL59Lz1AM/s72-c/Ioan-Gruffud.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-8439733729257107179</id><published>2008-12-03T22:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-03T22:49:36.966-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Presentations and pratfalls</title><content type='html'>Right so, today I was to present in my English class about a persuasive paper that we wrote. We were supposed to defend it for 6 minutes and use a visual aid. So I've been working on this for quite some time, I even though about it over the TG break! (That's a BIG deal for me! I avoid homework at all costs ESPECIALLY during breaks)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I find some good material: 2 video clips, several visual aids, and I even typed out 2 pages worth of main points that I would cover in the presentation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I'm kind of nervous but kind of excited because the topic was about art, music and dance education in elementary and secondary schools, something that I'm very passionate about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I was 3rd to last to present, and the girl right before me did the EXACT. SAME. TOPIC. Covered everything that I was going to say! Everything! So I don't even have 6 minutes to get my thoughts in order because I'm too busy crossing out things that I was &lt;em&gt;going &lt;/em&gt;to say and trying to come up with original ideas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right after her, it was my turn to present. So I get up there with my shaky hands, and I'm no longer excited but really anxious. I find the 2 video clips I wanted to present but it takes FOREVER to load because the school internet is gay. (literally! Likes other internets in a homosexual fashion!) So I'm standing in front of 25 young adults trying desperately to come up with things that weren't repeating what the previous girl said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Finally the video clips were done, and I started them with a sigh of relief. This would give me a few seconds to figure out what else I could come up with. I finally figure it out when the teacher said "That's all we have time for, Megan. I'm sorry." The best of the video clips was the second one! And I didn't know what else to say to close my argument so I just stutter out "Uhh okay well, I hope you enjoyed it" even though you probably didn't "and thank you" for succeeding in not falling asleep because it would've taken talent not to because it was so awful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So that was both my pratfall (hehe new word! If you don't know what it means because I didn't at first, it means a humorous/humiliating mistake) and my presentation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the grand scheme of things it's NOT a big deal. Not at all. But because I like my professor so much, and plan on taking him again in the future, I desperately wanted to impress him with my wicked good presentation skills (Ha. Ha.) and I ended up just mucking it all up. But it's all good. Really. I'm sure he knew that it was frustrating for me, because I did have the same topic as the other girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THAT'S why I like speaking first in Sacrament meeting! Or not at all! Grrrrrrrr.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, soothing words....Barnes &amp;amp; Noble......James McAvoy.....Excedrin Migraine.....Haagan Dazs ice cream......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay. I'm good! Well hope everyone else had a good day! By the way, thanks to all of my blogger friends who comment! You're the reason why I'm keeping it up for so long! 4 whole days! Aren't ya proud of me Annike? Haha!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love ya!&lt;br /&gt;Mega-Rad&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-8439733729257107179?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/8439733729257107179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=8439733729257107179&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/8439733729257107179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/8439733729257107179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2008/12/presentations-and-pratfalls.html' title='Presentations and pratfalls'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-3153549341069022401</id><published>2008-12-02T23:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-02T23:30:39.230-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Further proof that Megan should NOT be a dance major...</title><content type='html'>So, the majority of my friends and family know how uncoordinated I am. In fact, the very reason I did NOT do sports in middle and high school was because I am a safety hazard to myself and those within a five foot radius of me. My entire limbs go out of control and I end up putting people in concussions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For some bizarre reason, I decided to sign up for Beginning Modern Dance this semester (my sis-n-law is teaching it) and today, like every other day I make an idiot out of myself in the class. The &lt;em&gt;guys &lt;/em&gt;are more coordinated and graceful than I am! But alas, it wasn't just ANY other day...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Except today we were doing falling and sliding on the floor (gracefully &lt;em&gt;of course&lt;/em&gt;) and when I thought I could do it I got so excited and wanted to show off in front of all the cute guys in the class! So I do part of the routine but when I get to the falling and sliding on the floor (gracefully) I bang the CRAP out of the side of my foot to the point where it was throbbing. OWW! Not ten minutes later it's turning purple and blue. And it still is. Right now. Hahaha, so if it is broken, this is my first broken bone in my nineteen years of life! But it's all good. It doesn't hurt as bad any more...except when something touches it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But this is just further evidence that I should not be in any kind of physical activity...(well...yeah I won't say that, this blog will remain G rated for the sake of the readers out there! Haha!) as far as &lt;em&gt;organized&lt;/em&gt; physical activity, I will stay away from all of that. I'll post a picture of the injury soon! It doesn't look so bad in pictures but BOY! Is it swollen! Haha!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My love to all!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxo&lt;br /&gt;Mega-slut (haha this is a nickname my good friend gave me! Though it's not completely accurate...;) JUST KIDDING!!!!!! =D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-3153549341069022401?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/3153549341069022401/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=3153549341069022401&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/3153549341069022401'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/3153549341069022401'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2008/12/further-proof-that-megan-should-not-be.html' title='Further proof that Megan should NOT be a dance major...'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-2502924315965332238</id><published>2008-12-01T22:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-01T22:28:49.213-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Audrey Hepburn &amp; Belle</title><content type='html'>So as all of you can see, my role model (Audrey Hepburn) is the background for my blog! I was so happy that I found a template with her as the background! Any stuff of hers is so hard to find. Every time I try to find something of Audrey Hepburn, I end up finding Marilyn Monroe....Ugh!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's a conspiracy! I mean, it's the same thing with Belle and the Disney princesses! Everyone's SOOOOO obsessed with Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella...all the blonde princesses! I mean come on...what did Sleeping Beauty do most of the movie? Oh yeah! She slept....And Cinderella? Meets the guy the FIRST NIGHT, and suddenly it's la'mour?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAH! PSYCHE!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I didn't mean for this post to be a tirade....whoops! My bad! My sis and my mom understand though, that I get a little mad whenever I see all the Disney princesses except Belle, and when I see nothing but Marilyn Monroe and no Audrey. Anywho, thanks for my new blog friends who commented on my blog! =D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Talk to ya soon!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxo&lt;br /&gt;Mega-nator (kinda like the Terminator? But it's the &lt;em&gt;Mega&lt;/em&gt;nator? Get it? Haha...yeah I'm a nerd.)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3277919881918272670-2502924315965332238?l=clumsywriter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/feeds/2502924315965332238/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3277919881918272670&amp;postID=2502924315965332238&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/2502924315965332238'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3277919881918272670/posts/default/2502924315965332238'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://clumsywriter.blogspot.com/2008/12/audrey-hepburn-belle.html' title='Audrey Hepburn &amp; Belle'/><author><name>Mega-Awesome</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16251810704328385460</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='28' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0xQgFsq31fs/TnpeluNGzAI/AAAAAAAAAT4/8vBaYvEuCQo/s220/255757_10150204375132957_671157956_7209668_1706320_n.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3277919881918272670.post-4480957914871247921</id><published>2008-12-01T16:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-01T16:47:13.763-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Lost wallets, broken cellphones...SO much to be thankful for!</title><content type='html'>Despite the sarcastic title, I really did have much to be thankful for this past Thanksgiving. My wallet was returned (as well as all of my credit cards and license), and to be honest, it felt pretty good to through that *&amp;amp;%$#@! cell phone down when it kept on cutting off all of my phone calls. Yeah AT&amp;amp;T? Fewest drop calls my @$$!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Deep soothing breath* Anyways! I had a BLAST with my sis, Annike, and her blogging friends; Christina, Rychelle, and Brittany! We ate at a friggin awesome Italian restaraunt in SLC Gateway mall. Honestly, it was the best time I've had in a long time! They were all so funny! I also had a great time at my uncle's house with him and his family, as well as my aunt! It kind of blows that we didn't get a chance to the Whites though =( We'll just have to plan better next time, Annike!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Normally, I am not much of a blogger. I facebook and that's about it. But recently my sister has convinced me to try this blogging thing one more time. Let's just hope I remember my password this time! This is probably the third blog floating around in cyber space right now. Hahaha, due to my lack of retention skills with passwords....Oops! Oh well! Anyways, I'm sure that I'll do better this time. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;xoxo&lt;br /&gt;Meg-dizzle (haha. 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